OHMYGOD. SKATE AND FUCKING SURF FEST IS THIS FUCKING WEEKEND. 4 FUCKING DAY, FOURFUCKINGDAYS. Two more days of work and then I’m off for four days. Friday means jersey baby! SO FUCKING PYSCHED.
“I send myself hate letters to remind myself that I’m not worth it.”
team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”
Or team “I work with different people today so they wont know I wore this yesterday so it doesn’t matter”
Reality: Using the pillow next to you as a person.
the third time I’ve broken my hip this week
“Screw the new version of ‘Harry Potter.’ EMMA WILL ALWAYS BE MY HERMIONE”
“Introduced the grandkids to Avatar today. They now know why their daddy’s name is Aang.”
“Just bought Adele’s newest album ‘Adele 74’!!”
“Can’t wait for series three of Sherlock.”