Please know that if you date me, I am a very touchy person. I will like to pet your head and hold your hand, rub your shoulders or hug you a lot. Simply put, to physically feel you in some way is very comforting to me and I can’t really apologize for it, it just feels natural to me and makes me happy.
"I wanna be your “1am I can’t sleep” text"-(via latelycravingmore)
when you really hate the fuck out of someone but you cant say shit because everyone else loves them and you know deep down in your cold dead heart that they’re a terrible person
SOMETIMES I GET SO FUCKING ANGRY WHEN I REMEMBER THAT I AM A GIRL BECAUSE MY MONEY HAS TO GO TO BUYING BRAS FOR THESE STUPID ORGANIC MILK BAGS AND PADS FOR MONTHLY UNWANTED SUBSCRIPTION OF LUCIFER’S WATERFALL LIKE WTF MAN WHY DONT THESE THINGS COME FREE WHEN MY UNWANTED PACKAGE IS GIVEN TO ME SERIOUSLY THO
Those two are going to turn into some anime magical girl forms or something
talk about soulmates, unless they are siblings which is likely i guess considering the eyes
how to tell i am comfortable talking to you:
- i say things that make zero sense
- i say the random things that come to mind
- i act like a complete idiot when talking to you
- i use dumb emoticons
These are the amount of people per country that have downloaded themerchdude app. We are still waiting on andriod to finish their version of the app.
You can download the iphone version on itunes or just click here https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/themerchdude/id893630319?mt=8&ign-mpt=uo%3D4 for now andriod users you can use the mobil version at http://TheMerchDude.mobapp.at
Thanks to all of you that have it and stay tune for special items just for those with the app. thanks again! www.themerchdude.com
We are NOT a clothing line!
dont u dare treat ur animals like shit in front of me i will end ur life son
hey guys its fall u know what that means
only gotta shave when ur gonna get laid
Suddenly you’re 21 and you’re screaming along in your car to all the songs you used to listen to when you were sad in middle school and everything is different but everything is good
ppl who constantly radiate bad vibes are so exhausting like how are you always so that way