Do twins have the same sized dick?
now we’re asking the real questions
As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.
im voting this cat for presiden 2016
I don’t think it’s possible for me to not reblog this.
We asked twenty strangers to kiss for the first time….
This guy knows his shit on how to kiss a girl.
can i get a kiss like this please
I love kissingThis would be spot on.
i feel like ppl dont appreciate how hard ive worked to strike the perfect balance between self deprecating humour and very exaggerated vanity
I think you’re cute
cute as in I wanna hear what you sound like while experiencing an orgasm
I SWEAR I LAUGH AT THIS EVERY TWO SECONDS
This is my favorite post of all time.
if someone asks if youre wearing the same jeans as you wore yesterday and you are just say “have you ever heard of a washing machine” because they will think that you washed them but you are actually just assessing their knowledge of basic household appliances